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stained in paint
born in words
Created on 2001-07-07 20:59:20 (#231828), last updated 2008-09-13
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Basic Info| Name: | Robert Jaffe-Master |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-18 |
| Location: | Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Website: | Bob, Lord of Evil |
Biohello. i'm a weirdo.
i work at a magic shop to pay my bills. what that normally entails is enduring public transportation for a couple hours a day customer service light cleaning and floating various small shit. y'know. dollar bills. coins.
they call me a magician but i tell them this is just a job. i go home every night and create art. i write prose and poetry paint canvas and glass. i'm an actor and a director. i can also cook reasonably well.
i lie, you see.
my thesis is song. got a real neat theory that goes with it, too. how it works is, each and every individual song is a genuine one of a kind message from god. the gag is god might not really exist. so... there's that.
i said i feel like i don't have any real friends today, but my roommate bill assured me that he and pat both consider me a friend. so, ok. i have two friends.
do not expect growth.
i work at a magic shop to pay my bills. what that normally entails is enduring public transportation for a couple hours a day customer service light cleaning and floating various small shit. y'know. dollar bills. coins.
they call me a magician but i tell them this is just a job. i go home every night and create art. i write prose and poetry paint canvas and glass. i'm an actor and a director. i can also cook reasonably well.
i lie, you see.
my thesis is song. got a real neat theory that goes with it, too. how it works is, each and every individual song is a genuine one of a kind message from god. the gag is god might not really exist. so... there's that.
i said i feel like i don't have any real friends today, but my roommate bill assured me that he and pat both consider me a friend. so, ok. i have two friends.
do not expect growth.
ConnectInterests (33):
adult swim, aesop rock, atmosphere, batman, beck, blackalicious, bob dylan, buffy the vampire slayer, cherry vanilla dr. pepper, comic books, drawing, dreams, elliott smith, eyedea and abilities, fight club, float, gorillaz, handsome boy modeling school, independance, jay-z, kanye, mos def, paint, pixies, radiohead, short cuts, simpsons, six feet under, sopranos, south park, the roots, the shins, writing
External Services:
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